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Sauron, the Dark Lord, has gathered to him all the Rings of Power, the means by which he intends to rule Middle-earth. All he lacks in his Jack black lord of the cock rings for dominion is the One Ring, the ring that rules them all, which has fallen into the hands of the hobbit, Bilbo Baggins. In a sleepy village in the Shire, young Frodo Baggins finds himself faced with an immense task, as his elderly cousin Bilbo entrusts the Ring to his care.

Frodo must leave his home and make a perilous journey across Middle-earth to the Cracks of Doom, there to destroy the Ring and foil the Dark Lord in his evil purpose. Since it was first published inThe Lord of the Rings has been a book people have treasured.

Steeped in unrivalled magic and otherworldliness, its sweeping fantasy has touched the hearts of young and old alike.

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Written by Professor J. It is hard to put into words the happiness that can be felt when reading a fantasy book as good as this and anybody who has never read it should set aside some time to do so. Is it the best fantasy book of all time? In my opinion, yes. There's no salvation for a fantasy fan who hasn't read the gospel of the genre.

The influence of The Lord of the Rings is so universal that everybody from George Lucas to Led Zeppelin has appropriated it for one purpose or another. Not just revolutionary because it was groundbreaking, The Lord of the Rings is timeless because it's the product of a truly top-shelf mind. Tolkien was a distinguished linguist and Oxford scholar of dead languages with strong ideas about the importance of myth and story and a deep appreciation of nature.

His epic, 10 years in the making, recounts the Great War of the Ring and the closing of Jack black lord of the cock rings Third Age, a time when magic begins to fade from the world and men rise to dominance. Tolkien carefully details this transition with tremendous skill and love, creating in The Lord of the Rings a universal and all-embracing tale, a justly celebrated classic.

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This The Lord of the Rings book review was written by Floresiensis. We've found that while readers like to know what we think of a book they find additional reader reviews a massive help in deciding if it is the right book for them. So if you have a spare moment, please tell us your thoughts by writing a reader's review.

Unlike some I read the Lord of the Rings out of order. My sister had the Two Towers and I had read everything else in her little library. I liked the cover clearly a 70's cover and picked it up with Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas running over the grasslands of Rohan in pursuit of orcs. I read it part way and was so lost I gave it up. But the local library had a copy of all three books.

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I took up the first book and literally read all three books in a span of 7 days. At the end I cried that it was over.

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I wanted it to go on and on. The world created by J. R Tolkien swept me up and has never left me. I read the Hobbit after the LOTR - and watched that evolve from Jack black lord of the cock rings child's bedtime story to a much deeper, much more nuanced tale.

Tolkien created a world of constant challenges to each characters moral and ethical souls. Captivated initially by the primary storyline of Frodo, Aragorn and Gandalf I raced through the book to learn the ending. On subsequent readings I understood the depth of each characters risks and rewards. The Ring presents each prime character with a vision of power capable of giving them their hearts desire with the knowledge the Ring will destroy that which they cherish most in time.

Some fail, some overcome. And for some to overcome the lure of the ring is ensure the ending of what they hold most dear. Of all the lines in the Lord of the Rings the one that rings over and over to me is Galadriel who when she she refuses the Ring offered by Frodo says: I will diminish and go into the west. That is a terrible choice. The Lord of the Rings has a depth no other novel I have ever read has. I devoured the appendices at the end of the book.

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I find myself going back to read them periodically. I don't think it is for everybody - but those of us lucky few who fall into the LOTR completely it is a world that is always with us, always a comfort and cautionary. After many years of avoiding reading Lord of the Rings I have just started it. I'm not sorry I put it off because I get to do it now.

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Tolkien really creates his world from below the ground up. I cannot recommend this book more. It's a great story and you'll learn how a story should be written. Your world is so much more better than mine.

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Wish i could also fight the great evil Sauron instead of that stupid ugly 'no nose' Voldemort. It's hard to describe just how magical my first reading of The Lord of the Rings was. I didn't just want to read about Hobbiton, I wanted to live there. It is a truly beautiful story which is imbued with a love for language and nature, a story of heroism in the face of terrifying odds. Whenever I take a walk through a particularly pleasant part of England I am reminded of this book.

Every fantasy fan should read this book, it really does deserve all the praise it receives. Truly an excellent book but its quite lengthy and you need to have some amount of patience.

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The evil us full of fantasy and adventure, in accordance to me the novel is too good in language and very very interesting to read. It has lots of different character which creats interest in it.

Every one should read this novel.

This book has an average plot but is intresting towards the end. You need to read the hobbit before you read this book.

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The lord of the rings is very boring at the beggining, It took me a year to read the first pages because it was very boring and i was never bothered enough to read. The whole book is about people walking, that is all that happenes, they walked and walked with some interuptions like spiders and stuff. The first book isnt really intresting, the second and third book are a bit more intreguing but it is not as good as some other books, this book is a good book to read as youre first one Jack black lord of the cock rings it will help you read other books a lot easiier, although i doubt that people would enjoy.

This book is a masterpiece. When I was about 11 or 12 years old I read The Hobbit. At that time I thought is was alright, but with some good bits in it. However I felt it couldn't compare with Watership Down as an adventure tale that is another great book, surprisingly brilliant. My Grandmother "on my father's side Intrigued, but didn't really get what was going on the Jack black lord of the cock rings Riders in that cartoon are terrifying - scarier than the movie versions, and cost me some sleep!

As I grew to become an older teenager I sometimes considered looking at the Lord of The Rings book, but was rather put off the idea due to it's imposing size and the apparent "unfathomability" of the tale in my own ignorance having not read it yet. Nor had my understanding of the cartoon improved. But, somehow in someway, the tale that had not been read just niggled at me from time to time.

I met some good friends at 20 years old and they said, "you've not read it yet!? You've got to read it.

It has maps in it, always a good thing and gradually helped my immersion. The first part, the first time, the Fellowship of the Ring was kind of slow and for me, was an effort to read, I didn't know the characters, the lay of the land, the lore or anything. It had some tense and joyous moments. It was basically a deeper version of the world found in the Hobbit. But the Jack black lord of the cock rings and sentence composition was exquisite in many parts. Didn't dig the singing though, for I knew not the tunes or hints!

Then after the new band left Rivendell Suddenly the book changes tracks! It became a massive page turner, though the times I paused reading and was lost in my imagination about what was happening, where and to whom gradually increased in length and frequency. And THIS is what makes it great. You get lost in this world in your own imagination before returning to read the next paragraph Suddenly the book ends.

What an epic and what a fabulously cool ending! Such a good ending, one not really used in the movies I saw 8 years later. The Scouring of the Shire. The book ended far too soon.


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